Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Dead Solid Perfect

We have something for everyone in this post.

College football fans: Read this article by ESPN's Ivan Maisel. It is an appreciation of one of the greatest sportswriters and college football fans to ever walk the Earth, Dan Jenkins.

Non-college football fans: You can enjoy Dan Jenkins' Ten Stages of Drunkenness.

1. Witty and Charming
2. Rich and Powerful
3. Benevolent
4. Clairvoyant
5. Fuck Dinner
6. Patriotic
7. Crank up the Enola Gay
8. Witty and Charming, Part II
9. Invisible
10. Bulletproof