The Onion's take on
another Brett Favre record:

NEW YORK—Dan Marino, the former Dolphins quarterback, former multiple NFL all-time record holder, and current co-host of HBO's Inside The NFL, was the host, producer, and head writer of the hour-long HBO special Mr. 278, which...
New Young Pony Club -- Get Dancey (Edit) [Get Dan-cey...get it?]
The
New Young Pony Club have a new single "Get Lucky" out October 22nd.