The Truest Things Tony Snow Ever Said

From The Raw Story:

Letterman told Snow he keeps hearing what a warm, cordial man Bush is in private, but that "something happens when you put him in front of an audience. ... He can't get it, it's stuck in gear. ... Is that a fair assessment?"

"Yeah," said Snow. "And there are time you want to just dash your brains out against the wall."

Now I Understand

Now I understand why we need better border security...those damn attacking elephants romming the Canadian streets...their next stop, your local shopping center!