Number 2

I think naming a sewage treatment plant after George Bush is in poor form...dislike him a little or a lot he still deserves some respect...it's a little embarrassing...not as embarrassing as say this is or this, or this [and remember, this last one was put together to make the President laugh]:

The Whigs Forever!

"Right Hand On My Heart" is the song of the summer in my opinion. My sister bought me the album for my birthday in April and I have been enjoying it since. Here is a live performance from David Letterman's show:



The Whigs -- Right Hand On My Heart

The Whigs -- I Got Ideas
From the outstanding album Mission Control.

The Truest Things Tony Snow Ever Said

From The Raw Story:

Letterman told Snow he keeps hearing what a warm, cordial man Bush is in private, but that "something happens when you put him in front of an audience. ... He can't get it, it's stuck in gear. ... Is that a fair assessment?"

"Yeah," said Snow. "And there are time you want to just dash your brains out against the wall."

Hillary's Top 10 Promises

From Thursday's Letterman: (Personal favorite, #2)

10. Bring stability and long-term security to The View.
9. Each year on my birthday every American gets a cupcake.
8. You will have the option of rolling dice against the IRS for double or nothing on your tax return.
7. If you're having trouble getting a flight and Air Force One is available, it's yours.
6. My vice-president will never shoot anybody in the face.
5. I'll turn Gitmo into a Dairy Queen as soon as possible.
4. For over a century there have only been two Dakotas. I plan to double that.
3. We will finally have a president who doesn't mind pulling over and asking for directions. Am I right, ladies?
2. I will appoint a commission to find out what the heck is happening on Lost.
1. One more pantsuit joke and Letterman disappears.